The Reason Why I Never Visit A 5* Hotel

The Reason why I never visit a 5* Hotel

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer : "Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea"

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"

Answer : "White"

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer : "With milk"

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer : "With cow milk please.

Question : "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer : "Um, I'll take it black."

Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer : "With sugar"

Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer : "Cane sugar"

Question : "White , brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question : "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst....."