2009 ခုႏွစ္ေရာက္ျပီဆိုတာ ဘယ္လိုသိႏိုင္လဲ??
၁။ သင္ဟာ မိုက္ခရိုေ၀့ဖ္မီးဖိုမွာ ေယာင္ျပီး password ရိုက္ထည့္မိေနမယ္။
၂။ ဖဲကို တစ္ကယ့္ဖဲခ်ပ္နဲ႔ မေဆာ့တာ ႏွစ္အေတာ္ၾကာသြားျပီ။
၃။ မိသားစုသံုးေယာက္ကို ဆက္သြယ္ဖို႔ ဖုန္းနံပတ္ ၁၅ခု ရိွေနမယ္။
၄။ ခံုခ်င္းကပ္ရက္ အလုပ္လုပ္တဲ့လူကို ေျပာစရာရိွရင္ အီးေမးလ္ပို႔တယ္။
၅။ သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ခ်ဳိ႕ အမ်ဳိးတစ္ခ်ဳိ႕နဲ႔ အဆက္အသြယ္ျပတ္သြားရျခင္းက သူတို႔မွာ အီးေမးလ္လိပ္စာမရိွလို႔။
၆။ ကားကို ဂိုေဒါင္ထဲထိုးရပ္ျပီး အိမ္ကလူေတြကို ၀ယ္လာတဲ့ပစၥည္းေတြ လာသူသယ္ေပးဖို႔ မိိုဘိုင္းဖုန္းနဲ႔ လွမ္းေခၚမယ္။
၇။ တီဗီမွာလာသမွ် ေၾကာျငာေတြေအာက္မွာ ၀က္ဘ္ဆိုဒ္လိပ္စာ ပါေနတယ္။
၈။ သင့္ဘ၀ရဲ႕ ပထမ၁၀ႏွစ္ (သို႔) ႏွစ္၂၀ေလာက္မွာ သင္နဲ႔ အတူတူမရိွခဲ့တဲ့ handphone အိမ္ကအထြက္မွာ ပါမလာတာနဲ႔ သင္ဟာ ထိတ္လန္႔သြားကာ ေနာက္ျပန္လွည့္ျပီး အျမန္ျပန္ယူေတာ့တာပဲ။
၁၀။ အိပ္ရာကႏိုးလာတာနဲ႔ ေကာက္ဖီမေသာက္ခင္ အင္တာနက္ေပၚတက္တယ္။
၁၁။ တဖက္လွည့္ျပီး စျပံဳးေတာ့မယ္။
၁၂။ ဒါကိုဖတ္ျပီး ေခါင္းျငိမ့္ျပီး ျပံဳးေနျပီ။
၁၃။ ပိုဆိုးတာက သင္ဒီမဲေဆ့ခ်္ကို ဘယ္သူ႔ကို forward လုပ္မလဲစဥ္းစားေနျပီ။
၁၄။ အလုပ္မ်ားလြန္းလို႔ ဒီစာမွာ နံပါတ္ ၉ မပါတာေတာင္ မသိဘူး။
၁၅။ အမယ္...နံပါတ္ ၉ တကယ္မပါဘူးလားဆိုျပီး အေပၚကစာေၾကာင္းေတြ ျပန္ဖတ္ေနတယ္။
ဟဲ ဟဲ ဟဲ....... ေျပာပါတယ္။ ၂၀၀၉ ကို တကယ္ ေရာက္ေနပါတယ္လို႔။.......။
Sunday, September 13, 2009
The Reason Why I Never Visit A 5* Hotel
The Reason why I never visit a 5* Hotel
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"
Answer : "White"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White , brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst....."
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer : "Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"
Answer : "White"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White , brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst....."
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